1. A teacher spent 30 minutes in describing fifty  greart proverbs.One of the proverbs that she taught include " Puli Pasithhaal pullaith thinnaathu"[ A hungry tiger will not eat grass ].To make sure all understood the proverb in right spirit at the end of thr session she asked few questions .To a sleeping student in the last bench she asked" Puli pasiththaal enna seyyaathu?"[ A hungry tiger will not do--ooo--ooo what?  .The guy replied " Hotelukkup pokaathu madam " [will not go to hotel madam] and all others in class burst to laugh and laugh.

2.Maths teacher gave addition problem to her students.
One boy immediately sat on the floor and start doing the problem
Teacher asked: Why did you come down?
Boy replied: Mam, you only told not to use TABLES while doing the sum. 

3.A man who absolutely hated his wife's cat decided to get rid of him one day
by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. As he
was nearing home, the cat was walking up the driveway.