HASSO HASSO HASTHEY JAAVO!
1. A teacher spent 30 minutes in describing fifty grea...
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HASSO HASSO HASTHEY JAAVO!
1. A teacher spent 30 minutes in describing fifty greart proverbs.One of the proverbs that she taught include " Puli Pasithhaal pullaith thinnaathu"[ A hungry tiger will not eat grass ].To make sure all understood the proverb in right spirit at the end of thr session she asked few questions .To a sleeping student in the last bench she asked" Puli pasiththaal enna seyyaathu?"[ A hungry tiger will not do--ooo--ooo what? .The guy replied " Hotelukkup pokaathu madam " [will not go to hotel madam] and all others in class burst to laugh and laugh.
2.Maths teacher gave addition problem to her students.
One boy immediately sat on the floor and start doing the problem
Teacher asked: Why did you come down?
Boy replied: Mam, you only told not to use TABLES while doing the sum.
3.A man who absolutely hated his wife's cat decided to get rid of him one day
by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. As he
was nearing home, the cat was walking up the driveway.
The next day, he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away and try the same thing. As he was driving back into his driveway, there was the cat! He kept taking the cat farther and farther away, but the darn cat would always beat him home. At last, he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past
the bridge, then right again and another right and so on until he reached
what he thought was a safe distance from his home and he left the cat there.
Hours later, the man calls home to his wife: "Jen, is the cat there?". "Yes," the wife answers. "Why do you ask?"
Frustrated, the man answers: "Put that damn cat on the phone. I'm lost and I need directions!"
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Welcome Lskshmi snd Langa
thanx for visiting.
AB
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It's a Sunday refresher blog !!!
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AB
That wasa funny...................especially the tables and cat jokes!!
lakshmi
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